Someone said that TV serials are like rubber bands.
There never break even after stretched very far.
But even rubber bands break after a point.
And when that point came. .
..the TV serial people thought that..
..something new needed to be done.
Our Producers have created a lot of programs.
And they know that creating something new. .
. . means putting old wine in a new bottle.
The producers said that he would make a reality TV show.
That means making a TV show in real life.
But l would make the show on the issue of marriage.
The channel readily accepted his proposal.
Who would have a problem with the issue of marriage?
Neither the ones who show it nor the ones that see it.
The date that the show would appear on TV was decided.
Then they realised that it was not the season of marriage.
They searched here and there and finally came across family..
. . where a marriage was fixed.
And that was the family of the Joshis.
''Why didn't you have your food even today, mother?''
Don't worry about me. l shall not die.
'Would you remain hungry till Jyoti gives birth to a son?'
'''What is this madness, mother?''
You should marry a second time.
''Uncle, move aside! - What happened?''
''Just move to a side. - Yes, l am going.''
'You are not going to be the first man to marry a second woman.
'''But what should happen to Jyoti, mother?'''
'Did you ever think what Jyoti did for our family?
ln what way did she help us?
'Mother! Jyoti is my wife..'
My God! What an evil-sounding voice! - lt is some dog.
Hi snoopy! Have you come?
'Then select who you want.'
Why doesn't someone drive it away? lt is crying in a house..
..where a marriage is about to take place.
''Where did you go, my cutie? Where did you go, my child?''
''Who are you talking to, brother-in-law?''
''She is my child, my daughter.''
''Where did you go, my child?''
So you have a daughter without even getting married!
What happened to you? What is this?
''Your child is pregnant, brother-in-law! Congratulations!''
You have become a grandfather without even getting married.
''Father, your food.''
What are these? - 'Potatoes with curd?' - Potatoes with curd?
Do you like potatoes with curd?
'l like potatoes with curd very much'
But now l cannot take curd which is sour.
'l know it. You have the problem of acidity.
That is why l made it with plain curd'
'How lovingly would mother prepare it for you?'
With a lot of love!
These potatoes are still raw. - Raw?! - Yes.
'Very unripe father! His love is very unripe.
Raw! Father! The potatoes aren't raw. You haven't put your teeth on.
'He is one character on the inside and another outside'
How can l eat without my teeth? Hey! Give me my teeth.
There a first class scene is going on and you are pestering..
..me for your teeth.
Just wait a couple of minutes.
''When the break comes, l shall get up and give them.''
Your mother used to take good care of me.
Now when she is no more l feel her loss in my life.
She is very much alive. But l still feel her loss.
My dear daughter-in-law!
Why don't you look in my pouch for them? - Okay.
Manoj! What is the time for uncle's train to arrive?
Are you listening or not? - Will you break my ear drums?
Father! Your teeth are not in here.
''My teeth aren't there? Hello, where are my teeth?''
Now don't pester me.
l haven't taken a contract to preserve your teeth.
But how can l eat my food?
''Auntie, give him his teeth. He must be hungry.''
You don't keep quiet even for two minutes.
Always asking for this thing and that.
l don't know how you shall manage if l were to die.
They aren't here. Where did you put your teeth?
l gave them to you only.
You gave me? - Yes. - When did you give me?
l gave them to you after my lunch this afternoon.
Lunch this afternoon? - Yes. - But that we had in the train!
''Yes, that's right. We had lunch in the train.''
My god! Did you forget your teeth in the train?
So you left my teeth in the train!
Come fast. The band party is here.
Where is so much noise coming from?
Hold on! Stop all this.
What is all this? - The bride's party sent them. - Why?
For your approval. They said that a band of 12 men would come..
..and we could reject if we didn't like them.
So would they ask us even regarding the band?
''Okay, it is done. Tell them that we like it.''
He didn't even hear them play but gave his approval.
But when are you supposed to go to the station?
When does the train arrive?
l have to go in the morning. The train is six hours late.
l have inquired.
No one ever reaches in time. ls the driver there or is he gone?
l shall go and get them in a taxi. - What is this? - What?
What is this? - These are my glasses!
lt is already night. Are you blind?
lt is an occasion of marriage. - Take them off!
And go to the station and wait for them there.
He wants to become a hero by wearing glasses.
Tolerate him.
''Uncle, please tell them to play the song from 'Tere Naam'''
''Hey! You shall hear abuses from inside. - Only one song, Manoj uncle!''
''Jai, get inside the house. - Only one song, mommy.''
Let them play it. Otherwise he shall not let us go.
Play then! Which one? - 'Tere Naam'.
Hey! You dashed into my vehicle.
You gave the signal to turn right but turned left!
Do you have a license to drive your vehicle?
Hey! Don't use swear words.
''l am not using them on you, sir.''
Don't use them at all. Ladies are here.
Hey! Take it off the way. - He doesn't listen to me.
Rakesh! How far is our house from here?
''Uncle, my name is Manoj.''
Whatever! Let's leave this taxi and go walking.
''Wait a minute, uncle! Let me see to it.''
Uncle! Uncle! - Get down! Get down all of you.
How decent are the people living in Mumbai!.
lf this were to happen in Bihar you can't imagine. .
..what would have happened by now.
Take out your luggage. We shall go walking.
''Uncle! - So uncle, are you from Bihar?''
''How much should we pay you? - Even l too am from Bihar, uncle.''
Rakesh.. - But who is Rakesh?
''Rakesh, take the luggage out. - Listen..''
But who is Rakesh? - Uncle! You are really angry.
Hey! Bihar is being defamed because of people like you.
''Rakesh, take the luggage out.''
''Uncle, my name is Manoj. - Whatever..''
''Listen, isn't even younger son of Suresh, who was born even..''
..after a vasectomy?
Speak in a low voice. He might hear. - What if he hears?
''lf he was born after a vasectomy, then that is it.''
You? - Me?- l'm sorry. - lt's okay.
Shall l get up? - Yes!
Please get up. - Sorry.
''Please do it fast, Rakesh! - My name is not Rakesh.''
''Excuse me, can you tell me where this house is?''
This house..! And you? - Asmi! - Sister-in-law Asmi!
l am Asmi but not your sister-in-law!
''lf you were supposed to come yesterday. - Yes, that is true.''
But l had some urgent work and so.. - What urgent work?!
You should have made a phone call to me and l would have come..
..to take you. Uncle she is Sister-in-law Asmi!
''Go and touch of his feet, sister-in-law.''
The old man is very touchy and takes umbrage quickly.
Go and touch his feet. Go now! Go!
''His feet? - Yes, touch them. - Otherwise he shall feel bad.''
Go now! Bend! Bend! - may you live long!
And she is our eldest auntie. Touch her feet.
And she is Ritu. You need not touch her feet.
Hi. - Hi aunty! - Aunty?
''lt is good that you have come, sister-in-law.''
lt is very good. - Not sister-in-law! Not sister-in-law!
''What do you mean? - Asmi yes, sister-in-law no!''
''Yes, you told me even on the phone not to call you sister-in-law.''
Since you are younger in age.
''Sister-in-law, this is the house of marriage.''
There are many elders here.
lf l don't address a sister-in-law as sister-in-law then. .
''. .l shall be thrown out of the house. Uncle, there is our house.''
Where is it? - lt must be that one. - There it is.
''Which one are you talking about? - You walk on, we shall find it.''
But.. - You too come on.
This uncle from Bihar doesn't look as old as he really is.
He dyes his hair. He does a 100 situps every morning.
And he is so energetic. .
..that Kamasutra is his favourite book even at this age.
But how come sister-in-law Asmi is here?
Brother must have said. .
''. . that if he came himself, he would be skinned.''
That is why he sent sister-in-law so as to cool..
..the tempers of the people here.
''How is brother, sister-in-law? - Listen.. - Okay, pick it up.''
''But, l am..''
''l have no problem, sister-in-law. Pick it up!''
You ran away and married in a court. l have no problem with that.
l suggest that one must marry the person he or she loves.
lnitially the people in our house may scold you.
Bear it for a while. Come and meet all of them.
Come and meet all the family members one after the other.
''Come on, come sister-in-law! Please come in.''
Come here all of you.
l went to bring one guest but returned with. .
Guess who has come. - Who has come?
Some stranger must have come. But l don't know.
lt is sister-in-law Asmi that has come.
''No, l am Asmi but not. .''
Dead.
Mother! Don't cry. - How can l not cry?
This girl has estranged my son and.
My god! l did see the face of my son since two years.
Mother! Be quiet. - They went to a court and got married.
''Don't be afraid, sister-in-law. lt is all a drama.''
She shall become normal soon.
Why are you standing quiet? Why don't you say something?
What can l say? My teeth were lost in the train itself.
Mother!
''What happened? - You only tell me, brother!''
My respects! - Go and wash your face first.
Listen. l am not your sister-in-law. l am Asmi but not..
''Sister-in-law, please! The situation might go worse.''
For god's sake why don't you understand?
l'm not your sister-in-law.
''l understand, sister-in-law! l understand.''
But right now l have to call a sister-in-law a sister-in-law.
To hell with your sister-in-law! l'm not your sister-in-law!
Hey God! ls she now going to reject even the relationship?
She has snatched a son from his mother.
Now will she keep quiet. .
..only after breaking whatever relationship is left?
''You are mistaking me. l am Asmi, Asmi Ganatra.''
Shut up! And l did not come from Delhi.
l stay right here in Mumbai. l am a TV director.
What is that?
l make TV serials. - What serial auntie?
Auntie?!.. l make them but haven't made any so far.
l mean.. - She hasn't made any!
''l mean, l'm going to make a new serial. lt is about you people.''
We are going to make 13 episodes about this marriage.
And that they do serial is aired. .
..all of you shall become celebrities. All overnight!
''What shall we become? Which city? - Publicity, uncle!''
We shall become famous.
What would you do by becoming famous?
l ask you what you would gain by becoming famous?
Shall your milkman give you free milk?
Or shall you get free ration at the grocery store?
l ask you what you shall achieve by becoming famous.
''Uncle, in today's world everyone wants to become famous.''
''How can l talk to you, madam? l don't even know you.''
''Nephew, you only answer her. She is your guest.''
You only tell her.
''Uncle, what should l. . - Why do you stammer like that?''
Speak out your heart.
l.. l.. l.. like a goat!
Please give me an autograph! - Where should l do it?
Anywhere!
Treatment for prickly heat! Just one autograph of Shekhar Joshi!
lt's okay. l give my approval.
What happened? Why are you so anxious?
Why shouldn't l be anxious?
Show their marriages on the TV. Don't these..
..T.V. people have mothers and sisters?
Show their marriages on the TV. And look at this son of Suresh.
He didn't even think about the respect of the house..
.. and gave his consent.
That is because he thinks he will become famous..
.. by appearing on the TV.
All of us shall become famous - why would you become famous?
''The bride is his daughter, he is the bride's father and his..''
..wife is the bride's mother.
They only will be in focus all the time. You shall appear..
. . standing here and there like an extra with a rose turban on..
..your head.
They will be the real stars.
So what? They too are members of our family.
Who is seeking your opinion?
You don't have teeth but say big things.
lf we don't do anything then this son of Suresh put us to..
..shame in public.
What is fallen?
What is..
What is this?
Brother Suresh does the business of undergarments.
''l went here and there. l don't know where all l went''
Okay stop!
''Hi, this is Ritu Joshi and let us first meet the bride.''
''The marriage party moves ahead followed by the marriage band''
''The groom has arrived, O bride open the door''
Knock! Knock! Open the door!
''Hi, this is Ritu Joshi and the marriage is after four days.''
''Decorate your hands and the palanquin''
''Your love is going to come to take you''
''So, how are you feeling ma'am? - Feeling like shit!''
So that's how our bride feels today. She feels shitty!
Shitty shitty bride!
Hey sister! You lack in glamour a bit. - Yeah? - Yeah!
''One minute, check this. - Now? - Yeah!''
Why do you exclaim like that? This is their bread and butter.
That is what l say.
These have been earning money sinfully and lost their religion.
l've telling lies for forty years in Bhagalpur.
They say that Suresh has become. .
. . a rich man in Mumbai and ask me what he does.
What should l tell them?
That he makes undergarments of ladies? My head hangs in shame.
..when l think of the questions they ask. What does he do?!
We just tell them that he does cloth business.
But if one earns money immorally. .
..there will be sin in one's life. Just see what his son did.
He shall throw the prestige of his house to the streets in..
..search of fame.
This has come from here. - lt is not mine.
Hi!
This is Ritu Joshi and now we shall talk to the eldest..
..granduncle of the bride.
''Grandpa, how do you feel on this occasion? - lt's like..''
''Grandpa, what is that in your hand? - lt is granny's bra!''
Grandpa! That room is kept for you. - We are going back.
Where to?
Our home. We cannot stay here any longer. - But why?
What a question! We value our prestige more than anything else.
''What happened now, uncle? - We came here..''
. . planning to attend the marriage of our granddaughter.
Here we learnt. .
that what you are doing is not the marriage of your daughter..
..but a TV serial.
Please forgive me.
lf l go home people will say that he went to attend a marriage.
. . but has returned after performing in a drama.
How should l answer them?
Elder brother says the right thing.
We too shall not stay for the marriage.
Won't we stay? But my teeth are going to be delivered tomorrow.
ln that case you may stay back with your teeth. But l shall go.
''But uncle, how can this marriage with performed without..''
..elders attending it?
No one shall go anywhere.
Whatever is the opinion of the elders in this house. .
''..shall be binding on everyone. Shekhar, call that TV woman.''
''lt was so simple! So simple, like a piece of cake.''
l just told them that they would become stars and be famous..
..and that 45 crore homes all over the world..
Not 45 but 47 crores.. 470 million homes
..and that 47 crore homes all over the world shall watch the..
..marriage in your home.
l knew it was a wonderful idea. l knew it from the beginning.
''Your mind is great, darling!''
Super idea! - But that was.. my idea!
Hello l am Asmi speaking. Mr. Joshi! Tell me.
What? ! But why? The reputation of your family?
But how can this? . . That's okay!
But you.. But l.. But you and your commitment.. Hello! Hello!
What happened? - They rejected the idea. - What?! - What?! - What?!
lt seems that some members of the family didn't agree.
l knew it. l knew it damn well. You guys are so incompetent!
Absolutely incompetent!
We shall give the show to someone else.
We shall do that just today. - No! l shall do something.
l knew it!
l said that such a big show cannot be handled by a first-time director.
l said that. - You certainly did. - Damn!
You knew the profile of your audience.
Did you go there wearing these clothes?
''l mean, you go to meet a traditional lndian family wearing..''
..these cloths?
''No wonder, they don't relate to you. Are you Julia Roberts? - Yes..''
Are you Demi Moore? - No!
The show is about an lndian marriage and you go there as if..
..you just returned from England!
What shall you do?
Give me just one day. - Given! You are given a day's time.
''Okay, one day. And your time starts now!''
''Okay, we shall give you a new offer.''
ls this a fish market that you came to bargain?
This girl is really.. -
Why is he staring at me like a frog?
We shall bear half the expenses of this marriage.
l look okay. -
She looks lovely. Don't think about her.
She is much higher than your standard.
We shall save a lot of money. lf they bear half the expenses..
..it means that we shall save at least 20 lakhs
Hey why are you murmuring there like a woman?
Say it aloud before all.
l am just saying uncle that. .
how can l think of going against your wishes?
''Okay, we shall bear the entire expense.''
He became a frog again!
l don't know why this old man is itchy.
Won't everyone feel nice if such a beautiful girl is around..
..for the marriage?
Then grandfather of the bride has made up his mind.
lsn't it Suresh? - Yes.
Give sweets to the producer and send them off. Rakesh? - Manoj.
Suresh has so many sons that it is difficult to remember..
..their names.
Give them sweets. - What? - Sweets! - Okay.
''l too shall dance. - l practiced too. - Chances l do, uncle?''
There won't be any shooting. - Oh no! - Oh yes!
lt would have been enjoyable if it was there. - Yes.
''Sister-in-law, give me some sweets. - l shall get them just now.''
''Hi, this is Ritu Joshi! lt is time for me to say goodbye.''
Listen to this song now.
We shall meet again for the next show. See you! - See you!
''The desires of my heart were washed away as tears..''
''They have left. - Uncle, sweets. - They have left.''
They must be just outside. - Go and give them the sweets.
This is a marriage house. There must be sweets.
There are many in the house to eat sweets.
Listen! Listen!
What did l do to you?
l was just going to offer you these sweets.
How strange you people are!
You first cheat and then offer sweets.
You look lovely in these clothes.
''lf you take off your hand, l shall get up.''
Oh sorry!
Get up..! - l know how to get up. - l too know how make people get up.
l shall pick them up myself.
My hands are not dirty. See this. See this.
Take this. Why don't you cover some other marriage?
This is not the marriage season.
You mean there is no other family in Mumbai?
''There is, but we need a marriage in a joint family.''
And yours is the only home where such a marriage is happening.
What shall you do now? - How does it matter to you? - l just asked..
What can l do? This was my first chance.
Now they will dismiss me.
l too shall quit everything and get married.
l think this industry in not for me.
''Had this been my marriage, l would have given you my consent.''
Whom should l marry? - There isn't anyone.
Have these sweets. lt is not my marriage but my niece's.
Thank you.
Bye!
Come Pauji! Make it fast. Everyone is clamoring for snacks.
''Bring the orange one for me, please.''
Hey brother-in-law! Who are you dreaming about?
''Nothing special, sister-in-law. Just as usual.''
lt is not usual. You were smiling.
l was just looking at the women and smiling.
Oh god! Who were you smiling at? Let me see.
ls it that woman in the purple saree?
That woman as a husband and two children. l shall murder you!
ln that case you must tell it yourself.
''Otherwise, we are new to your city. .''
..and shall fix your marriage with some such woman.
''Sister-in-law, who would want to marry me?''
l am good for nothing did not complete college. .
l'm going to have to live life as a bachelor. - Why so?
Ask me and l shall bring three or four matches for you right away.
Go sister-in-law!
Otherwise the snacks too will become old like me.
''Sister-in-law, l too like someone but she is out of my reach.''
''Asmi Ganatra, Juhu Scheme!''
Oh No! This sticker has come here too! Hi!
Nothing. Did they dismiss you from work?
Did you come this far just to ask this question?
''No, l came regarding some work that l have with you''
What is that work?
Should we just stand here and talk about it?
l stay alone in this house.
''So, if any guess arrives, do you send them off from outside itself?''
Come in.
Oh! This fell down there. Thanks! Thanks!
Your house is.. - Good. l know it. Thanks all the same.
l was about to say something else. Your house is. .
it is a little small.
What have you got to do with that? You shall get space to sit.
''Yes, l can see that. But if l sit, l become a little nervous.''
''But anyway, thanks all the same.''
Why don't you go now? Shall you keep standing here?
What l came for is.. l have an idea.
Do you get ideas too?
l get only ideas. l get a lot of ideas but no one listens to me.
lf you listen to me your work. .
..will be done and.. may be my work too may be done.
''l shall change my clothes and come. - No, even this way will do.''
What do you mean?
''l mean why bother about clothes, l will tell you my idea as..''
..you are.
''Stupid! We shall go to meet the Producer, outside. - Okay.''
Stupid! Wah!
''Very interesting idea! - Yeah, very interesting!''
l knew that you would like this idea.
l was thinking since some time. .
. . how to solve this problem.
And then suddenly l got this idea.
Who got this idea?
For this you have to talk to someone in that house.
l'm talking to you only after doing that.
This means that we have already talked to someone in that..
..house about this. - Yes ma'am.
''Very smart! - Thank you, ma'am.''
What happened to you? You were not like this.
l was always like this.
But l never got the opportunity to show you my talent.
''Okay, start working on this.''
''But remember, this time there should be no problems.''
''Absolutely ma'am, they won't be any problem at all.''
All the best! - All the best!
Thank you ma'am! Thank you ma'am!
How can you do this? You took my idea but claimed to be yours.
My idea!
''We need to do that sometimes, brother.''
One grows big only by stealing others' ideas.
''And we shall compensate you, my friend.''
ln return for your help. .
''..we shall give you, how much.. - fifty.. - fifty thousand.''
Fifty? Fifty? Five lakhs. - Five lakhs?
Don't say that my friend. Five lakhs! Even the idea for Sholay.
..would not have fetched such a price.
Didn't you say to my brother that you would bear half the..
..expenses for the marriage?
''lf you have 3 lakhs, give me that and settle the issue.''
Explain him this Asmi. Tell him.
That offer was made for a public shooting.
But your idea was to do it secretly.
My idea? Now has it become my idea?
Oh my God! - Now is this my idea? Has it become my idea now?
Come in. - So now it has become my idea.
''Hi Kavita! - Oh, what happened?''
The channel liked our idea. - Our idea?!
''Our idea? Our idea! - No, it's your idea.''
So it is once again my idea.
l'm Kavita. l am the writer of this serial.
Writer?! What is the need for a writer?
What do l need to do now?
Nothing! You must just ensure that. .
''when our man comes tonight to fit the cameras, they is no problem.''
What sort of problem? - Our men will come to your house with five cameras.
They will put them in such secret places that no one shall..
..come to know of them.
''But let us assume that, god forbid, someone in your house..''
..comes to know of it.
Then it is your responsibility to rein him in. - Okay! Okay.
Who shall operate these cameras?
''l mean, who will do the recording?''
Asmi and Kavita will do the recording.
Then l have a condition too. - What is it?
Then l too shall do the recording. - Why?
Just to see what all you are recording.
We are recording the marriage. What else?
How can l know? How can l know? You may record just anything.
What if you may record my brother and sister-in-law in a..
..romantic mood? - Oh God!
We are not making a blue film of your brother and sister-in-law.
Don't talk vulgar things about my brother and sister-in-law.
They are not people of that type.
Suppose you make some such thing and sell it in the market.
Where shall l go and who shall l turn to? You only tell me.
''Okay, l agree to your condition. - But..''
''Asmi, just think that he is the censor of our film.''
But.. - Do you want to do the recording or not?
ln that case tell him to apply scent and sit next to me.
lt is insulting to a flower to apply scent and sit next to it.
And it is also an insult to oneself to sit next to a fool..
..like you.
lt will be a very good combination of this fool and that flower.
Fool and flower!
Oh God! The power supply is off!
But there is power everywhere else.
Did you pay the electricity bill or not?
''Oh yes, l am the son-in-law of the electricity department..''
..and get electricity for free.
Walk carefully! My new teeth are there.
l ask you why don't you keep your teeth in your mouth?
what happened? Be careful! Light something!
Does a marriage house look good when dark?
How can l light anything? Nothing can be seen.
ls there anyone here?
What will anyone say if they see us?
How will they see us? There is no light here.
Manoj! Manoj!
Manoj! - Be careful! - Oh God! My leg is broken!
''Someone is incognito, someone is infamous''
''Who knows who it is..''
Where is Piya gone? She is nowhere to be seen.
She must be dreaming about her groom.
''My boy Rakesh, when will it come?''
''My name is Manoj, uncle! Manoj!''
Whatever.. When will your electrician come?
Get lost!
Then they have to behave like kids.
Someone is taking advantage of the darkness.
Listen! Even Shalu is having an affair! - ls that true?
How strange! There is light in every house.
lt is only our house that is completely dark.
Who is it? Wait a minute!
Ritu! - What are you doing here? - Nothing.
Who was that? - Rekha auntie.
Rekha auntie! Why did she go running upstairs? Why?
What do l know?!
Who is it? Who is that?
Hey! Who is there?
Why were you so late?
Sir! We went round this area three four times..
..but couldn't find your house.
''Come on, replace the fuse quickly.''
Everyone is sitting in the courtyard.
lt is very suffocating in there.
By the way why are you dressed like fire fighters?
''They gave these costumes only, sir. - Come on, move quickly. Quick.''
lt is finished. - Thank God!
''What has finished, Rakesh? Nothing has happened.''
My name is..
''lt is Manoj and not Rakesh, uncle.''
Shut up. l too said that only.
Here we go.
Superb! - Wow! This is so amazing. Fantastic! Yes!
''Keep your eyes open, sir.''
Otherwise we might record wrong things.
l want you people think this house as yours.
And my family as your family.
This fellow is going to eat into our brains sitting here.
Wow! That's very interesting.
Neeraj! Zoom the camera on Piya.
Camera number? - Three.
Here we go.
Stop there!
What's the idea?
See this. A girl! A beautiful girl! What might she be thinking.
..sitting in front of the mirror?
What does she think? May be she is hungry.
She wasn't given food till now.
Please! Stop your flop jokes. We are working.
What if we make a montage of this bride?
''Sometimes sitting in front of the mirror, thinking something.''
Sometimes looking out of window
Sometimes dreaming in the dark.
Sometimes..
Sometimes removing dandruff from her hair.
Sometimes blowing her nose.
Sometimes washing her hands after coming out of the toilet.
Sometimes..
This man is impossible.
''Why? - You and your sick jokes. - Thank you, very much.''
The different forms of a beautiful bride.
''Her dreams, her happiness. .''
And we can play a song on this montage.
''Why does my mind fly away somewhere frequently these days?''
''Why does it leave me and fly away to someone else's home?''
''This house and these surroundings shall bid me goodbye''
''They say that l shall belong to somewhere else''
''Why is then everyone so happy?''
''Can someone explain this to me?''
''This heart of mine sees my predicament but says nothing''
''Why does my mind fly away somewhere frequently these days?''
Why did you go for shopping with my friend?
So what?
One second. What is happening there?
You are impossible. You don't have time for your wife.
But do you have time to roam with girl friend?
Neeraj! lncrease the sound.
Aren't you ashamed to do all this..
''..in front of your family members, Rishabhh?''
''So what? l say, so what.''
What do you mean by so what?
What is the need for you to go to shopping with my friend?
''Okay, you went to shopping with her.''
But what is the need for you to pay for her clothes?
What is this? Tell me.
What did you buy for me on the 13th of last month?
''A credit card statement does not lie, Rishabh.''
She ran out of money. That is why l paid the bill.
She is wooing you and you are encouraging her?
Then go and deal with your friend. Why are you eating my brain?
What is in her? What is in her that you became crazy about her?
All men are alike.
What do you think?
Do you think that l will let you go so easily?
l am not going to let you go so easily. Do you understand?
What will you do? What will you do?
My God! She gave a resounding slap!
So a complete family soap is going on in your home.
Extra marital affair! ls that why you wanted to be the censor.
''All of us are naked in the paths of life, madam.''
The only difference is that the windows of my house are open..
..and yours are not.
The dialog is very good.
Still l have to learn a lot from you.
Bring a glass of milk to the terrace.
Why do you always want to drink milk on terrace?
Where else should l drink?
Are you of the milk-drinking age?
This is indeed the right age for drinking milk.
What is happening there?
Where? - Look there.
''She is Pauji, the maid servant of our house.''
Then why is doing break dance behind that wall?
''Hey! Cool down, my child.''
Hey! Look here.
Cool down! Nothing will happen.
Seems that everyone's true nature will become public.
The family is with you.
Who is he?
He..
..is my third brother.
Why is he crying?
Crying! He stays with his in-laws.
He stays at his wife's house.
''When he is beaten there, he comes here and cries.''
''When his wife beats him up, why does he still live there?''
Because he gets beaten here also. May be he likes..
. .to be beaten up by wife rather..
..than by his brother and sister-in-law.
He is like a football. He receives the kicks of both the teams.
''Write it down, Kavita. Write it down.''
Write down everything. You are not going to get..
..the experience of such a hit family soap again.
Hello!
Wow! Great! This idea was actually very good.
Did you get anything interesting?
So interesting that all other TV serials shall appear..
..spice-less before this.
Really! - Yes. - Come on.
''Congratulations, Asmi! Your dream is going to come true.''
Thank you. - Congratulations.
Wow! This is nice. Very nice!
Did you see? l broke it with one shot.
Sister-in-law!
Please come with me for a minute. - What happened?
''What is the matter, brother-in-law?''
l want to tell you something about brother.
ls it about maid-servant's matter?
Do you know that?
Men's disloyalty cannot remain hidden from women.
We get the smell of it soon enough.
And this is not the first time either.
At Dehradun also many times. .
lnitially l used to feel bad. But now l am habituated to it.
''When he touches me in the night, l feel like he loves someone else.''
What happened?
What were you doing with my brother?
Does he forcefully do it or did you seduce him?
''No, Manoj sir! Why would l..''
He is the one who always woos me.
Listen!
''The next time he tries to do something, wherever it might be. .''
..you give him a big slap.
Me? How can l do that?
Why are you scared when l am telling you?
Hit him with such a force that everyone should hear the sound.
l shall take care of the rest.
None of the family members got any doubt about the secret cameras.
But someone in the neighborhood saw our van and..
..filed a report at the police station.
Stop! Stop!
''Hey! - Yes, sir! - l feel something is wrong here.''
Nothing can be seen inside.
Sir! l think that this might be a terrorists' van.
So what? - So what? - Let us see. - Let us see.
You do one thing. Make them open the door.
''Are you serious about it, sir?''
Sir! l won't go there alone. What if they shoot me?
Am l going to stay quiet if they start firing?
l shall also shoot to cover you.
''lf l depend on your cover, my back will be broken.''
''lnspector Mohit Shinde! - Yes, sir.''
''Government gives medals only after death. - Yes, sir.''
''Late Mohit Shinde, Parama Veera Chakra.''
''So don't be afraid. - Yes, sir.''
''Go and make them open the door. - Yes, sir.''
''But please try to it that l don't get the medal, sir.''
l will try my level best.
Come on! Come on!
''One minute, sir. There is no door. Everything is sealed.''
Let's go home.
''What are you saying? - Nothing, sir! Come on, let us go.''
You should have some common sense.
That is the door. This is a terrorist van.
Door is on the other side. Go!
''Yes, sir! Yes, sir!''
''Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge!''
''Hail Kapish! Who lightens the three worlds!''
Hail lord Hanuman.
Open the door. - Police!
lmmediately call our producer. Quick!
Sir! Two policemen are moving around the van.
l hope you took the permission for shooting. Didn't you?
O my God! What will happen now?
O my God! Please save us. - Open the door.
''We are very sorry, God. l don't want to go to jail.''
''We are very sorry, God! Please don't send me to jail.''
Please save me.
''Please help us, God!''
''Please forgive me, God! O my God!''
What is going to happen now?
''What happened? - l think l was shot, sir.''
''What? - Send my mother to take the medal, sir.''
Definitely! Where were you shot?
''lt must be somewhere here only, sir.''
You were not shot. The shout came from inside.
''Who shouted then? l think someone inside was shot, sir.''
But who fired the bullet?
The bullet you fired to cover me might have injured someone.
But l didn't shoot.
Didn't you shoot? - No. - Didn't you really shoot? - No.
''While l risked my life there, didn't you shoot at all?''
Behave yourself. - Why didn't you shoot?
''l would have died there, you know?''
Do one thing. Go and open the door.
l am not a gate keeper to go and open it always.
You go and do it if you have guts.
Don't talk about guts.
You are a junior and behave like a junior.
l shall go now. Cover me.
l shall cover you as you covered me.
''lnspector Shinde! - Yes, sir. - That's an order. - Yes, sir.''
Hands up!
What's happening? What's all this?
We are from the Anti-corruption bureau.
Anti-corruption bureau?!
''Yes, She is officer Asmi!''
We are here to watch out for corruption in this area.
Who indulges in corruption here? - People are there.
You don't know. But we keep an eye on them.
Do you have any proof to support your statement?
Proof! Officer Asmi! Please show him. You please wait.
Just show him. Switch on the TV.
Show him.
Did you see? We are watching you also.
''lf you take any bribe, your report will be sent to your..''
..higher officials instantly.
''Officers, relax. Relax!''
''These days the world is moving quite fast, lnspector.''
You are still using motorcycles but we are using technology.
Put your hands down.
Okay! l think you have identity cards.
Officer Asmi! Please make a call to police commissioner.
''No, leave it. Don't take it too far. - lt's alright. You make the call.''
What can he do? That is his duty.
Even the driving license will do if not the identity card.
''You wait, sir. We will show you identity cards in just a moment.''
''Sir! This is officer Manoj speaking, sir.''
''Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Yes, fine sir.''
There is an lnspector here..
What is your name? - What is there in the name?
''Sir! Kande, sir. Rohit Kande.''
''He is asking us for our identity cards, sir.''
''l tried to convince him, sir. l tried a lot.''
But he is asking us to bring our ration cards.
''Would you like to talk to him, sir?''
''He is shouting! Come on, speak!''
Switch it off. l understood. - Don't you want to talk?
Sir! l understood that you are from corruption bureau..
..the moment l saw your faces.
From the corrupt bureau.. From the Anti-corruption bureau.
''Why wouldn't l understand your words, sir?''
First take the phone.
Sir! He is saying that he understood.
''Yes, without you talking to him..''
''. . he understood the matter. His name is Kande, sir.''
Rohit Kande.
''Okay, sir. Sorry for the trouble, sir. Thank you, sir.''
Jai Hind!
''Sir! - Jai Hind, sir!''
''What is this, sir?''
l was bored standing alone here.
By the way what are the demands of those terrorists?
They are not terrorists. They are nice people.
They have a lot of respect for me.
But don't take any bribes till this van is here.
You only said that they are nice people.
''Our business will end if we behave like this, sir.''
Cameras are fixed.
What did you say? - Cameras! - ls cabaret going on inside?
Cameras! - Oh! Cameras!
Sir! Chicken! Shall we have chicken lollipops?
Cameras!
Why didn't you bring the milk to the terrace?
How dare you slap my son? How dare you do that?
''Wait, mother-in-law! Please, wait!''
''Stop it, mother-in-law! l shall handle this.''
She raises a pointing finger at me! What about her character?
Yes! Yes!
''This house and these surroundings shall bid me goodbye''
''They say that l shall belong to somewhere else''
''Why is then everyone so happy?''
Okay. lt's okay. - lt could have been better.
''We are working hard, madam.''
''lt's so unfair! Whatever we do, they are not happy about it?''
Let us have our TRP's. Then we shall also show them. Hi!
These people have only one control. That is TRP.
''How did you like it? - Well done, Asmi! Really, well done.''
Hey! Come on! Where this one tonight.
l am feeling sleepy. - You sleep every night.
You also want to do it every night.
Okay! We shall not do anything. You just wear it and show me.
l am not going to wear it. - Why not?
l said that l am not going to wear it.
Why won't you when l am asking?
l won't! l won't! l won't!
Manoj promised to bring the breakfast from his house next day.
''Good morning, Manoj uncle! - Good morning, my child.''
You might not have slept throughout the night.
Finish the breakfast quickly.
Are you mad? Why would we wakeup throughout the night?
We left everything recording ..
..and slept happily switching on the AC.
Why are you crying so early in the morning?
Your inspectors Kande sent me sweets made of chilies.
Show me what is there in it?
Very Good! You switched on the AC and slept.
But didn't you see what was recording in it?
Anyway you are here to sensor it.
Show him. Let him see what happened in his house last night.
Are we going to check the entire recording?
Show him in fast forward. Finish it quickly.
Stop it! He is the one who was roaming around two nights ago..
Listen! Check the jewelry in your house.
May be it was stolen last night.
Should l continue? - Yes.
Hold on. l cannot see anything in this.
''Neeraj! Make it bright. - Yes, make it bright.''
Neeraj! Sound!
Rahul! You were so late.
He is the same guy.
l am going to be caught one day.
''lf anyone sees me here, your family members will kill me.''
Rahul! Please! lt is just a matter of one day.
We would have eloped by tomorrow.
You are saying as if we are eloping the day after tomorrow.